Hi, my name is Šprotas and I am your president. I am also a cat but that does not in any way disqualify me from being a president. I am a very good president. I am the best president. I am the president of all presidents. I am the president of the world. I am the president of the universe. I am the president of the multiverse. I am the president of the omniverse. I am the president of the metaverse. I am the president of the megaverse. I am the president of the gig

Sorry, I've got distracted. Every week I'm giving a press conference. Since I'm a cat and I have paws I can't really speak or type, so none of your questions will get answered. Sorry! On the other hand, you don't have to endure hours of crazy drivel about fictional history. You can see glorious me and my friends!

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